Saturday, February 28, 2009

Storytelling Pamela style.

Karen, Angelica, Lenny and me are walking to the classroom from the mass.
Angelica and Lenny raced to the classroom while me and Karen just walked.
Dyan dyananan!

While we were walking, Karen stopped. She pointed her finger under the abandoned wooden stairs.
And there, we saw a kitten, starving to death. She said to just leave it alone. So we did.
POOR KITTEH!

Me and Karen went up to our classroom then told Angelica and Lenny what happened.
WHAT HAPPENED!?!?

Angelica opened her mouth and said to save it, but after a minute she said she's just joking.
*pacefalm*

While waiting for the bell ring, I convinced them to go down and save that kitty. They was like "Okay. But we're not taking care of it. You will." And I was like "Okay. I'll do whatever it takes to save that poor kitty".
Aww, kitteh! Poor kitteh. :(

So we got down. Then, the kitten was gone. I was worried for it, so I we went everywhere to look for it.
So I WE? Who`s I WE?

At last! I FOUND IT!
WOO!

But it was inside a crowded wooden stuff.
Sense : This statement makes none.

So I take a piece of flavored bread of Angelica,
The bread of Angelica! With new flavors!

then putted it enywhere close to the kitten where it can go out.
How can you "putted" a PIECE of bread ENYWHERE? And what is ENYWHERE? Everywhere + anywhere?

At last! (again)! It is getable!
GET THE TABLE!

So I got it, and went to the classroom with my friends.
She went to a classroom with a kitten.

ENGLISH RAEP

8 comments:

  1. *headdesks*
    Normally, these type of English fails would make me laugh uncontrollably, but this is just too much of an utter fail.
    It did NOT made sense to me at all.

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  2. *wipes bleeding nose*

    OMG!!! can someone throw a fuucking dictionary at her??!

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  3. gosh. you guys give her a break sometimes. either that or you teach her english if you guys so hate her for having wrong grammar.

    srsly though, taglish sounds better some of this.

    at least they saved the kitteh -_______-

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  4. who would teach PamPam english? post away!

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  5. So I "take" a piece of Bread.
    and "putted" it enywhere close to the kitten..
    It is "gettable"!

    SUCH A SMART ASS!
    *woot*

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